Hi-tech

This is good stuff. I am not giving the XX-chromosomal version away.

UPGRADING HUSBAND SOFTWARE

LAST year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Reply from Tech Support: First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

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Ok, so he has professed his love and admiration for me. His words had definitely mounted me on Cloud 9 and zoomed me to the heavenly cosmic space, where the views were simply dazzling. The damned rhinovirus was certainly beaten hands down by my surging endorphins.

But I am still pretty wary at this stage. I think I gotta know him better and on a deeper level. He is still not telling me some stuff which I feel I ought to know. I need to open up my eyes and ears, and tread with caution.

I've been investing too much with my rationale and practicality. Perhaps it's time to listen more to my heart this round?